Colin Gee’s positively insane book is now available in both ebook and paper back!

“Avast ye landlubbers and scallywags! This is a fast-paced Caribbean fever dream of a novel which will leave your timbers thoroughly shivered!”
– Virginia Betts, author of Burnt Lungs and Bitter Sweets

“I’m not quite sure what I just read, but I couldn’t stop reading it. You’ll never look at Robinson Crusoe the same way again once you’ve read it filtered through Colin Gee’s surreal and ridiculous state of mind. What an amazing journey.“
-Anthony Neil Smith, author of MURDERAPOLIS

The ultimate desert island book