Two Crazy Creatures
Some guy named Damien followed her to the Chanel counter and promised a 2026 fully electric Ferrari SUV if she’d cook him dinner over fire. Late that night they vastly engaged the caviar of highest cost, ever.
The boulevards in München show fire from her heels. And a neon pink shadow.
Clearly these people came from the peppermint chrome starship parked near the ice cream place, taking far too much room on the intersection.
Sign shows on a funny blue wall: Dragon, Tequila, Tea.
This close to Emilia Clarke’s 40th, appropriate to buy her a Dave Hargrave “Night Dragon” for rides at 3AM. With its far out prismatic eyes.
My three-stripe drink jumped from one hand to another, and not my own hand, unfortunately. Oh, dear— blame the triple tequila sunrise.
Tried to order Oliver Pluff Scottish Breakfast with Her Majesty, and she immediately left the room. My Apple Watch had a big ol’ question mark.
The evening and its secret goes on.
Bio:
Word/visual author Lance Mazmanian: once Random House distributed with Harlan Ellison, got a coffee as payment. Mazmanian published 2025 in London Writers’ Salon, Fiction On the Web UK, WILDsound Festival (TIFF), more. Leonard Cohen (RIP) wanted himself and Mazmanian to create a poetry chapbook together. Til the Scrapbook File imploded.
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